This is where you'll find out up-to-date information about what's happening in the band, general gossip and the occasional bad joke or two.  If you have any suggestions for what you'd like to see here, please e-mail us and we'll do our best to oblige when the site is updated.

What an 'orrible chord!!!

The elder statesman of the band, Glyn is the man who is quite literally a legend in his own lunch-time.  He has written so many hits under a variety of pseudonyms (Lennon & McCartney, Jagger & Richards, Rice & Lloyd-Webber to name but three) so the taxman wouldn't trace his royalties!!!

Glyn proving that good drummers don't grow on trees, they swing from them!!!

Jealousy'll get you nowhere!!!

A man buys two hamsters from a pet shop but the following morning, they are both dead.  When he goes back to the shop to complain, the proprietor suggests that he only sells them, he doesn't know how old they are or if they are diseased.  "What I always do," he said, "is take all the fur and skin off them, put them in a saucepan of boiling water and make jam with them."  The man goes home and tries this but the jam is so foul that he throws it out onto the garden and the following morning, his garden is full of daffodils.  When he goes back to tell the proprietor about the jam being so awful and his garden being full of daffodils, the proprietor says "That's very strange."  The man asks, "What do you mean?".  The proprietor replies "You're supposed to get Tulips from Hamster Jam."